06/19/2014 13:22
Athena #97-99
I have always lived by a phrase that was coined decades ago by some amazing genius, it’s simple, straight to the point and oh so true: “The easiest way to get over somebody is to get under somebody else”. I personally believe that the best rebound...
02/22/2014 13:50
Fear and L'Oath-ing in Las Vegas...
Where do I begin with this story? So, many bizarre and unusual things happened in the short time that I dated Kensie that it's difficult to find a beginning and an end to the endless debauchery, sex tales, and chaos. I suppose it...
02/11/2014 13:57
Liquid Marijuana:
2 shots Captain Morgan's spiced rum
1 shot Malibu Rum
1 shot Midori melon liqueur
1 shot Blue curacao
Fill glass with pineapple juice and sour mix....whats left of the glass anyways.
(side note: there is very little room for mixer....skip the...
01/21/2014 01:49
Jessica: My Very first really bad Date #1
I have dodged a lot of bullets in my life. But, never have I been had I been in a relationship as complicated as the one that I had with my first girlfriend Jessica. Our entire relationship was based on dodging bullets.
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12/28/2013 12:46
The world's Douchiest internet dating tactic # Really Bad Date: 25-26
The word "Douche" came to English via French, from the Italian word Doccia, which means "Conduit Pipe". and the word "Docciare" which means "pour by drops" where today it means "to shower" in most...
12/14/2013 01:18
Callee
Really Bad Date #72
As a bar tender, there are a lot of rules to follow in order to cover your ass. This day and age, you can actually legally blame your bartender for over serving you if you get into some sort of legal trouble. You're...
12/04/2013 01:39
accidentally Kidnapping an Armenian princess
Really bad date # 3
savannah
https://www.everyculture.com/Russia-Eurasia-China/Armenians-Marriage-and-Family.html
Back in 1999, I was your stereotypical 19 year old surfer dude…that didn’t actually know...
12/03/2013 13:19
ALISHA
Really Bad Date # 71
One of my first girlfriends ever, was Jeannie Marie. She was a junior in high school when I was just a a freshman, and all of her girlfriends would flip her shit for “robbing the cradle.” I was smitten with her from the second I saw her and never...
11/30/2013 01:53
Lenna
(Earning my wings and
learning to fly,)
Since I was in my early 20's and even throughout some of high school, I have found myself in situations where I end up having to convince my friends, family or other that I am not high on drugs...in the rare occasion that I wasn't...
11/22/2013 11:59
CHICA
In 1999 I had just graduated from high school. I was temporarily working as a dietician at a convalescent center. Which translates to: I was the guy putting vitamins and old people food into a...
